You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now your going to Detox
Now your going to Detox
You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now you'll get your cherry popped

Well that beer you had was too many
And the shots were oh so plenty
And when the sirens come
You know you cant run
So when you take that bong
Just remember it wont be too long
Before I'll be singing this song

You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now your going to Detox
Now your going to Detox
You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now you'll get your cherry popped

No matter how fast you are
Your gonna go behind bars
You'll be sitting in a room so bare
Just be glad you aint hugging "Teddy Bear"
And while your in there long
I'll be singing this song

You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now your going to Detox
Now your going to Detox
You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now you'll get your cherry popped

You Got A Friend In Porn sung to the the tune of "You got a friend in me"

You got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend oh you got a friend,
you got a friend in porn

My wife decided to go
For weeks shes been ready to leave
Everyday I tell her no
What about me she dont see

You got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend oh you got a friend,
you got a friend in porn

Well yesterday I turned 43
I always hit up the ol bars
I am as lonely as can be
I know drinking aint got me far

You got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend oh you got a friend,
you got a friend in porn

I used to be lonely just like the stars
I never had too many woman
I always would come drunk out the bars
But porn never leaves me and it lets me be a man
Cuz I know, oh cuz I know

You got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend oh you got a friend,
you got a friend in porn

My French Elf Drawing

This is Love

sometimes the heart misleads you

sometimes your impulses lie

but when your brain cant believe you

then you know something isn’t right

Something in the way by Nirvana

Ahh and Tripped Lyrics

I'm too scared to notice, the path I chose is focused tight.
Corsshairs on, something's wrong I shouldn't try to try.
And baby it's the beer that's smiling, it ain't me.
Point me at the door 'cause I've been trying to leave.
Basement passions, schoolgirl action ain't in fashion now, I'll miss you when you're gone so just get out.

Tripped into a hole I dug every word, with my ear to the ground I loved what I heard, and I couldn't think of leaving while you're feeling down, I just rest my eyes and you blow town.

Tripped into a hole I loved what I heard, with my ear to the ground I dug every word, and I couldn't think of leaving while you're feeling down, I just rest my eyes and you float down.

--Lyrics to the song "Tripped" by Neva Dinova

I can't sleep enough
I can still taste what I drank
And no one's keeping up
What's that mean? what's that mean?

I've been trying to capture
The piece of art you're after
It seems like it's extinct
I'll check it when I hit the peak

And it's the words you're after
Watch their meanings shatter
The words break in my ear
I love you but it doesn't matter

I wasn't feeling my best
And I put my friends to the test
I wasn't waking up well
You couldn't tell if I was gone

I can't wait, I won't change
Cause I'm living on mars
It don't hurt when it rains
It just shorts out my guitars

(ahhhhhh)

Do the best you can do
Keep this in your hat or
Whisper in my ear
I love you but it doesn't matter

Do the best you can do
Keep this in your hat or
Whisper in my ear
I love you but it doesn't matter

---Lyrics to the song "Ahh" by Neva Dinova