You Got A Friend In Porn sung to the the tune of "You got a friend in me"

You got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend oh you got a friend,
you got a friend in porn

My wife decided to go
For weeks shes been ready to leave
Everyday I tell her no
What about me she dont see

You got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend oh you got a friend,
you got a friend in porn

Well yesterday I turned 43
I always hit up the ol bars
I am as lonely as can be
I know drinking aint got me far

You got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend oh you got a friend,
you got a friend in porn

I used to be lonely just like the stars
I never had too many woman
I always would come drunk out the bars
But porn never leaves me and it lets me be a man
Cuz I know, oh cuz I know

You got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend oh you got a friend,
you got a friend in porn