You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now your going to Detox
Now your going to Detox
You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now you'll get your cherry popped

Well that beer you had was too many
And the shots were oh so plenty
And when the sirens come
You know you cant run
So when you take that bong
Just remember it wont be too long
Before I'll be singing this song

You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now your going to Detox
Now your going to Detox
You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now you'll get your cherry popped

No matter how fast you are
Your gonna go behind bars
You'll be sitting in a room so bare
Just be glad you aint hugging "Teddy Bear"
And while your in there long
I'll be singing this song

You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now your going to Detox
Now your going to Detox
You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now you'll get your cherry popped