May 11, 2007

Bankrupt on Selling by Modest Mouse

well all the apostles-they're sitting in swings
saying "i'd sell off my savior for a set of new rings
and some sandles with the style of straps that cling best to the era"
so all of the businessers in their unlimited
hell where they buy and they sell and they sell all their
trash to each other but they're sick of it all
and they're bankrupt on selling
and all of the angels
they'd sell off yer soul for a set of new wings and anything gold
they remember
the people they loved their old friends
and i've seen through'em all seen through'em all and seen through most everything
all the people you knew were the actors
all the people you knew were the actors
well, i'll go to college and i'll learn some big words
and i'll talk real loud
goddamn right i'll be heard
you'll remember all the guys that said all those big words he must've
learned in college
and it took a long time
i came clean with myself
i come clean out of love with my lover
i still love her
loved her more when she used to be sober and i was kinder

May 04, 2007

What do you do in b7 alternate bass

Well she just a girl, got me in her world, and I dont know what to do
And I'm just a plain guy, just living till I do die, and don't know what to do
We're just a dating, not a people hating, cuz thats not what we do
ooo ooo ooo gotta do what you do!(x2)

My momma told me son, don't play with your guns, cuz you don't know what to do
My daddy told me son, women don't like a mean one, and thats what you shouldn't do
He said bread butter, are just like your mother, so you know what to do
ooo ooo ooo gotta do what you do!(x2)

Now I aint be a aching, I wont be faking, cuz I know what to do
If a fool is what I am, its I be who I am, cuz thats what you gotta do
ooo ooo ooo gotta do what you do!(x2)

May 03, 2007

Cheater

I held your hand that night
I did what I thought was right
This house is haunted with things from the past
I no longer feel like I'm flying first class
I'm dating this girl I really like
Turns out she's just a Dyke
I was wrong

I was wrong to believe
All I did was deceive
Told the truth to a bunch of liars
I was sold like just another buyer
I cant forget nor forgive
Cuz this is what you say it is
Say Goodbye to what I knew
Say Goodbye because I'm a fool
I thought I loved you with all my heart
Must have just been a brain fart

I cant see straight when I look at you
I know you did what you said you couldn't do
You broke my heart after all we've done
I don't know bout me babe but wasn't it fun?
Criers and tryers, livers an liars are all the same
We all fall to the infamous cheaters game
Wish I could move on with such a flash
But I'm sick of the tireless lacking dash
Running from the fears I have
Because deep inside I lost what I had

I was wrong to believe
All I did was deceive
Told the truth to a bunch of liars
Was sold like just another buyers
I cant forget nor forgive
Cuz this is what you say it is
Say Goodbye to what I knew
Say Goodbye because I'm a fool
I thought I loved you with all my heart
Must have just been a brain fart

If I had a Kleenex to wipe what I cry deep inside
Boxes would be gone each day and night
I'm tired of sitting and being nice to you
I'm sick of having to be funny for you
Everyday I have to smile to maintain the peace
When war is brewing deep inside of me
Should I hold the gun or the flag
No matter what" love" is the drag

I was wrong to believe
All I did was deceive
Told the truth to a bunch of liars
I was sold like just another buyer
I cant forget nor forgive
Cuz this is what you say it is
Say Goodbye to what I knew
Say Goodbye because I'm a fool
I thought I loved you with all my heart
Must have just been a brain fart

April 27, 2007

You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now your going to Detox
Now your going to Detox
You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now you'll get your cherry popped

Well that beer you had was too many
And the shots were oh so plenty
And when the sirens come
You know you cant run
So when you take that bong
Just remember it wont be too long
Before I'll be singing this song

You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now your going to Detox
Now your going to Detox
You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now you'll get your cherry popped

No matter how fast you are
Your gonna go behind bars
You'll be sitting in a room so bare
Just be glad you aint hugging "Teddy Bear"
And while your in there long
I'll be singing this song

You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now your going to Detox
Now your going to Detox
You got caught by the cops
You got caught by the cops
Now you'll get your cherry popped

April 23, 2007

You Got A Friend In Porn sung to the the tune of "You got a friend in me"

You got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend oh you got a friend,
you got a friend in porn

My wife decided to go
For weeks shes been ready to leave
Everyday I tell her no
What about me she dont see

You got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend oh you got a friend,
you got a friend in porn

Well yesterday I turned 43
I always hit up the ol bars
I am as lonely as can be
I know drinking aint got me far

You got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend oh you got a friend,
you got a friend in porn

I used to be lonely just like the stars
I never had too many woman
I always would come drunk out the bars
But porn never leaves me and it lets me be a man
Cuz I know, oh cuz I know

You got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend in porn,
you got a friend oh you got a friend,
you got a friend in porn

My French Elf Drawing


April 13, 2007

This is Love

sometimes the heart misleads you

sometimes your impulses lie

but when your brain cant believe you

then you know something isn’t right

April 12, 2007

April 03, 2007

Ahh and Tripped Lyrics

I'm too scared to notice, the path I chose is focused tight.
Corsshairs on, something's wrong I shouldn't try to try.
And baby it's the beer that's smiling, it ain't me.
Point me at the door 'cause I've been trying to leave.
Basement passions, schoolgirl action ain't in fashion now, I'll miss you when you're gone so just get out.

Tripped into a hole I dug every word, with my ear to the ground I loved what I heard, and I couldn't think of leaving while you're feeling down, I just rest my eyes and you blow town.

Tripped into a hole I loved what I heard, with my ear to the ground I dug every word, and I couldn't think of leaving while you're feeling down, I just rest my eyes and you float down.

--Lyrics to the song "Tripped" by Neva Dinova

I can't sleep enough
I can still taste what I drank
And no one's keeping up
What's that mean? what's that mean?

I've been trying to capture
The piece of art you're after
It seems like it's extinct
I'll check it when I hit the peak

And it's the words you're after
Watch their meanings shatter
The words break in my ear
I love you but it doesn't matter

I wasn't feeling my best
And I put my friends to the test
I wasn't waking up well
You couldn't tell if I was gone

I can't wait, I won't change
Cause I'm living on mars
It don't hurt when it rains
It just shorts out my guitars

(ahhhhhh)

Do the best you can do
Keep this in your hat or
Whisper in my ear
I love you but it doesn't matter

Do the best you can do
Keep this in your hat or
Whisper in my ear
I love you but it doesn't matter

---Lyrics to the song "Ahh" by Neva Dinova

March 21, 2007

Mind

Today, I died
Yesterday, was a lie
I can see with my two eyes
I can see right through the lies

These walls are crashing!
These walls are bashing!
These walls are falling to my feet!
These walls cant handle my minds heat!

Sometimes I just think you were born a lie
Sometimes I just think you were born like me
Sometimes I just think EVERYONE IS YELLING MY NAME
EVERYONES YELLING MY NAME OR AM I INSANE!

SCREAMING!!the voices in my head
YELLING!!the voices in my head
EATING!!me like I was dead

Is this what you wanted!? For me instead
Is this what you fucking wanted!? Or just my head
The end is coming, the end is near
Before I crash, I should learn how to steer.

March 19, 2007

what is lonely?

Can you find your god?
I feel like I'm gone
Like the world threw me long

What is lonely?
It's a slow drag on a cigarette
It's a time reserved and a time to fret
It's a rainy day all by yourself

It's a slow drag on a cigarette
It's a criminal with a harsh sentence

When the day is longer then they say
When the pain just wont go away
When your tears seem to come everyday

It's a slow drag on a cigarette
It's the only person that gives a shit
It's a death by living till the end
It's a feeling so bad you cant stay within

There is times when you cant bear within
When the sun seems to shine when your not in
There is a place down the street
Where you'll find lonely guys like me

It's a slow drag on a cigarette
It's a time reserved and a time to fret
It's the only person that gives a shit

Did you find your god?
I hope you did.

March 13, 2007

Will

Today I hold my head into my hands
And I stand outside watching the rain
Tonight I chose to try and stand
But I know that deep inside theirs pain

Will you hold my hand?
Will you say its alright?
Will you listen to my band
Play long into the night?

Will you wipe my tears?
Or would let me cry
Away all my fears?

And its not o.k anymore
Today I stand alone out in the rain
It hurts so bad like never before
When you could wipe away the pain

Will you hold my hand?
Will you say its alright?
Will you listen to my band
Play long into the night?

Will you wipe my tears?
Or would let me cry
Away all my fears?

Every night I wish I could die
No one any more could wipe these tears
Deep inside all I do is cry
For once before I could never fear

Will you hold my hand?
Will you say its alright?
Will you listen to my band
Play long into the night?

Will you wipe my tears?
Or would let me cry
Away all my fears?

March 06, 2007

God has sent me

Tonight the night is cold
I sit and wonder thoughts
I know my bones are getting old
Where is it that I'll go
Somewhere I know my soul has been bought

I know there is a man who wears a long black coat
Today he may come for me
Tomorrow's thats all she wrote.

God has sent me!(God sent me to kill, God Sent me to kill!)
God sent me!(God sent me to kill, God Sent me to kill!)
God sent me now he's ending the thrill

And when I die please say for me
Here lies his mangy body
As it may seem thats what it will be
His body may but his soul just left the scene.

Soul hunters are coming for me
Doing there task
They have been looking for me
When they come I'll be pointing my gun
Saying please just take it from me

God has sent me!(God sent me to kill, God Sent me to kill!)
God sent me!(God sent me to kill, God Sent me to kill!)
God sent me now he's ending the thrill

Pop some pills and all I'll see
Is big red demons staring at me.
They wont approach for the fear has been big
I'm the one who looking just for them

God has sent me!(God sent me to kill, God Sent me to kill!)
God sent me!(God sent me to kill, God Sent me to kill!)
God sent me now he's ending the thrill

Now they come to collect what I owe
A debt no one can repay
While living in this world.
And I'll sit there clear as day
My body waiting to decay

God has sent me!(God sent me to kill, God Sent me to kill!)
God sent me!(God sent me to kill, God Sent me to kill!)
God sent me now he's ending the thrill

Rest in Piece

February 28, 2007

Route 66

I got myself kicked on route 66.

February 26, 2007

The Devil was starring at me

(sing with a quick fifties rock feel)
I saw the devil starring at me
Wishing my soul could be with he
But we all know that that ain't me
We all know that can never be
His eyes full of blood and guts
But taking my soul would be hittin a rut
So I said to the bigger sinner
I said it right before dinner
"Devil you came to me BUT God already has me!"
The Devil looked at me and said "We'll see about it when your dead!"

Oh Devil with your tricky eyes
Oh Devil with your wicked lies
Cant you see right through me!?
God's got my soul and that'll be!

Well the Devil looked at me and said
I can offer you unlimited bread
And with your job you'll get ahead
If you choose the Devil instead
I laughed at him with a twinkle in my eye
With God in my tummy I'll get by by
And as for my job I like where I sit
Even if its left me digging the big pit
When I eat all I ever want to do
Is sit next to God and never next to you!

Oh Devil with your tricky eyes
Oh Devil with your wicked lies
Cant you see right through me!?
God's got my soul and that'll be!

Then finally the devil gave up
he said "Boy son you got me in a rut
Whats a Devil like me to do
If God's got boys just like you?
Well son I gotta run
I said devil it's been quite fun!!

Oh Devil with your tricky eyes
Oh Devil with your wicked lies
Cant you see right through me!?
God's got my soul and that'll be!

Oh Devil with your tricky eyes
Oh Devil with your wicked lies
Cant you see right through me!?
God's got my soul and that'll be!

February 23, 2007

Cross the line.
Color outside the line
Fall.
Fight.
Get Uncomfortable
Because no matter what you do you had to touch the stove when you they said it was hot.

February 04, 2007

The Music of the happy

Here I sit listening to the music of the happy
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Here I sing to the music of the happy
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There you sit watching me move
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There see me being more than I can be
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Here I sit listening to the music of the happy
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Here I sit watching you dance to the music of the happy
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There we are dancing to the music of the happy
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There we are watching as I collapse to the music of the happy
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There we are watching as happy slips away.

January 29, 2007



I can't take the feeling of being alone.
I cant take the usage to the bone.
Here I sit and here I scream.
You took my light and its beam.

Say goodbye to the laughter I brought you
Say goodbye to the cries I wiped away
Sometimes I feel like I felt you used me
I gave you my love
I gave you my heart

Why did you lie to me.
After all you know I've been through
You had to take my heart.
I wore it on my sleeve
your laundry took it from me

And now sit here asking if I should give again
when I never do receive.
Should I give again

Just finish the job. I wont take my life I cant. You took it all from me. Now I'm just some fucking zombie.

January 27, 2007

Your mother likes me naked

and thats how you came along.

January 10, 2007

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